We discuss most anything here other than politics... Please post political post in the new Politics forum. Thou shall understand that your presence doesn't make me happy. I have worked my butt off providing a good life for my daughter; therefore, you better have one, Spanky. He looked me square in the eye, leaned in a little bit, and responded. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
If you do, I'll smash your hands and your mommy will have to help you get your Justin Bieber haircut. Thou shall look me in the eye and shake my hand like a man. Do not gush around me or attempt to read me an entry from your journal. This was only 4 months after I had met her (we've been married 22 years now ). "So, I bet you are wondering why I am here" I started. Another version: Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Some thoughtful information for those who ARE daughters, WERE daughters, HAVE daughters, INTEND TO HAVE daughters, or INTEND TO DATE a daughter.
Do not even think about approaching me with liberal, hippie, agnostic, atheistic, anti-American or tree-humping bull stuff. Thou shall know that I like cool and expensive gifts. If you say you're going to do something, then I expect you to do it. You can always add a piece of advice when meeting HIM for the first time. If you screw up it's tough enough to haul your body waaaay out in the middle of no where."My FIL had three daughters.
Yep, your best bet, home slice, is to both memorize and practice these commandments because I am Dad Almighty!
Thou shall understand that you are a boy talking to a man. The second time I met him was when I went to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage. We had a pleasant meal and conversation, and after dinner, I finally worked up the nerve to ask him the question.
A lot of us wish for more, want more and look to the rich as the ultimate guidance to freedom and happiness. What really is in order (as a person who inhales personal development and always striving to better myself), is your own mission. Through every day life we are facing challenges, opportunity and setbacks. Analyze a situation, understand what happened, realize what worked and what did not, and give yourself some time — but time is a precious commodity.Principles that you should have, written and understood — that really define your own core as a human being. Once those setbacks hit, disappointment occurs and an unhealthy cycle could take place. Shake it off, and use that experience to prepare and look ahead for tomorrow.2.However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.